ओ पिया !!

Call it the "Maa effect - of Taare zammen par " and some videos of Dr Kumar Vishvas......here are some lines to the same...

ओ पिया !!

मैं कभी भूल पाता नहीं............... उस अकेली एक लड़की .......को भला
चेहरे पर आ ही जाती हो जब ..........एक भीनी भीनी....... सी मुस्कान
तुझे सब हैं पता......... है न पिया ....ओ पिया:)

छोड़ न इस तरह तू मुझे.......... की आ ही न पाऊँ तेरे पास ...........मैं  पिया
क्या इतना पराया हूँ मैं पिया?

जब भी मुझे....... दिन रात मैं....... तुझे से कोई...... संदेस आता पिया
सच कह रहा हूँ......  ओ प्रिय ..... हो जाता हूँ मैं बहुत खुश

उनको मैं बतला ही गया........ की वो बहुत प्यार्री है .......हर तरह
तुझे सब हैं पता......... है न पिया....ओ पिया :)

Males desirous of wooing their lady love, feel free to use any of the material here !!  


PS - substitute italicized words accordingly, to avoid ...well mishaps ;)

पगली लड़की - डॉक्टर कुमार विश्वास

I was listening to some of the lines of Dr Kumar Vishwas, and added mine to his poem :) 

I hope they all make a good read


पगली लड़की - डॉक्टर कुमार विश्वास ( कॉपी & पेस्ट  - सौजन्य श्री श्रीकांत राजन !)

" अमावस की काली रातों मैं दिल का  दरवाज़ा खुलता है,
जब दर्द की प्याली रातों मैं गम आसूं  के संग घुलता है,
जब पिछवाड़े के कमरे मैं हम  लिपट अकेले होत्ने हैं ,
जब घड़ियाँ टिक टिक चलती हैं सब सोतें हैं हम रोतें हैं ,
जब बार बार दोहरानें से सारी यादें चुभ जातीं हैं,
जब उंच नीच समझाने मैं माथे की नस चुख जाती है ,
तब एक पगली लड़की के बिन जीना गद्दारी  लगता है और उस पगली लड़की के बिन मरना भी भरी  लगता है !

 सुनते सुनते .......यह कुछ पंक्तियाँ मैंने लिख दी ..

" जब संदेशों का जवाब नहीं आता है, या क्षण भर का विलमभ हो जाता है
जब अनेक प्रशनों का कोई उत्तर नहीं होता है
जब उन से दूर रहने की हर कोशिश नाकाम हो जाती है
जब लाख मना करने पर भी कोई मिलने आ जाता है

जब कोई निर्मम होता हैं और कोई हट करता है
जब निरादयिता तिरस्कार के हद तक चली जाती है
जब हर्ष और सम्मान के बीच युद्ध होता है

तब केवल तब ये प्रतीत होता है
की सारे प्रशन और उत्तर बेकार हैं
बस समय और सन्दर्भ प्रबल हैं "

Reddy Brothers - India's Gift to Afghansistan !

This is a satire.

Saturday morning, the first article that caught my eye was the resignation of the loakayukta in Karnataka.

What could the loakayukta have done? His effort, at stemming the menace was mocked at each step. Dismissed corrupt IAS officers were reinstated the next day; seized material is whisked off without a second thought.

Now ,consider this I had a news article describing Afghanistan as the “Saudi is to oil as Afghanistan is to mineral reserves, particularly lithium”.

Now look at the way we think, I put the two together and devised a business opportunity for India. I saw, India should consider exporting the Reddy brothers as business ambassadors to Afghanistan. In fact this is the opportune time, US is mulling over possible measures to cash its lottery ticket, and China is busy flexing its Yuan muscle, (newly floating).

Reddy brothers have a talent that many Indians have, resourcefulness (or in desi lingo Jugaad).They rule Bellary, in fact one of my colleagues said that their clout extends the whole of Karnataka. YSR was to a certain extent able to stem their impunity at mocking the law, but Yedurappa, well sample his statement” It is regrettable that the Loakayukta has resigned, but I am afraid I cannot grant suo moto powers to the post. For this is a cabinet decision and we would have to debate and discuss it”

When they can make money in India, and hold an entire government to ransom, what is poor little Afghanistan. Torn by years of war, there would have emerged many small factions or centers of regional autonomy. Centralized rule is non existent and that perhaps explains the presence of US troops.(US’s idea of stability is , point a gun and law prevails).And with poor Karzai ranking as one of the lowest paid head of the states , his economic or political clout would be non existent.

If anybody can get the lithium out to cater to the demand for mobiles and laptops it is Reddy brothers. In fact it would do well to Sunil Mittal in light of his Zain acquisition and Mukesh with his ambitious 3G mobile telephony plan to seriously consider this as a viable opportunity !!

Chief Belief Officer

We have heard of the CEO, CMO and CTO, How about the CBO?

Well it is a new post, I had not heard of it and I don’t think you would see any advertisement for that either. However that’s what exactly what Devdutt Patnaik is for the Future Group, and like any of the above mentioned positions the “Chief” and the “Officer” part of it remain the same, but the “B” stands for “Belief”.

Now what Devdutt does is decodes mythology and decides on the belief with which one should do business in the present world.

What exactly is the belief with which one should do business? Is it the same as organizational culture or is it different?

I read through many of Devdutt writes(somewhere on timesofinfdia or economic times) and his videos as well(there is one on TED.com).The manner in which he relates the contest between Lord Ganesh and Lord Karthik to race around the world to ego clashes and politics at the workplace is interesting.

What I could essentially understand that mythology is akin to a theory, when you try to explain the current output or behavior based on some past phenomena. However the basis of prediction here is shaky as in the past phenomena here may be false, so mythology is not really an exact theory.

But not all that shaky, Look at what myths is born from; they are a representation of the society, beliefs of individuals that has passed down through ages. Truth or falsehood is a matter of perception however the existence of a tale with some characters would have to be inspired by something which has happened around or let’s say happened partly.

Like the game “Chinese Whispers” each time it would have been recited or handed down over the ages, it would have retained some parts and modified some. Thus myths give a base to predict the outcome and to a certain extent they could be relied upon as they have stood the test of time and incorporated prediction errors. Like statistical predictions which get more accurate with more and more data, mythology as a theory would augur well simply because it has passed the test of ages.

And btw ,you, don’t have to be religious to believe in myths. I used to have my sporadic doses of mythology when my mother used to do the ritual pornami puja at home. I liked the way she sat all the three of us cross legged in front of the plethora of gods and explained to us the reason why she spent time cooking all the delicacies which we couldn’t touch till God had it first.